So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
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