Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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