He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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