I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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