So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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