Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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