Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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