Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I think my fart just growled at me.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
this boner is exhausting
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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