I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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