yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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