party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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