it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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