the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
