a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
May the power of my ass compel you!!
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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