You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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