Umm I'm too high to move.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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