We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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