We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Never joke about your clitoris.
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