i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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