This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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