i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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