Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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