brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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