All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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