Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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