do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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