I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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