Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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