So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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