Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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