Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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