But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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