Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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