I wanna bring you to show and tell
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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