went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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