The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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