come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
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