the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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