So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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