2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
