The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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