sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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