I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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