Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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