Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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