It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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