She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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