what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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