sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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