Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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