Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
You don't make any sense
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