Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
nut hugger
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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