Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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