So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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