you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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